i dont want a job i just want paychecks
that moment when you get a random injury and have no idea where it came from
This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
This chair is an object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are ridiculous.
If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for